IS SEX WORK OR PLEASURE?

[crossfire]

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start  the morning briefing to his
staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to  finish brewing,   the colonel
decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a  bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound  sleep.

He posed the question of just how much  of sex was "work" and how much of
it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor  of work.

A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in  favor of pleasure, depending upon
his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel  turned to the Private First Class
who was in charge of making the coffee and  asked for his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young  Private First Class responded, "Sir, it
has to be 100% pleasure.

The colonel was surprised and as you  might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work  involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted  man.

[btq96r]

45 minutes ago, crossfire said:

"Well, sir, if there was any work  involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

It's funny, because it's true.

[crossfire]

11 minutes ago, btq96r said:

It's funny, because it's true.

[E4 No More]

1 hour ago, btq96r said:

It's funny, because it's true.

Ain't that a fact!

[bigun]

did in fact laugh out load at this one

[Raoul]

44 minutes ago, bigun said:

did in fact laugh out load at this one

Me too

[bersaguy]

I just spit coffee on my monitor....................Was not expecting the Privates answer at all but he was correct...............

[RED333]

12 hours ago, bigun said:

did in fact laugh out load at this one

I as well, wife asked what was so funny, I read her the joke, she did as well.

Thanks so much, we needed that.

[crossfire]

Thanks to all that liked this joke. I try to post some fun stuff when I can, we need to lighten up every now and then. Some guys just take themselves to serious around here. Glad you enjoyed it.  

Edited September 15, 2016 by crossfire