Liberal Doublespeak.....a primer

[Grand Torino]

Since all but a few here seem to be of a conservative nature I thought maybe we all should know WTH a liberal is talking about when they open their mouths. 

I'll try to update this daily and feel free to add your own. Today's words/phrases .....

undocumented workers,
"foreign-born" population,
Americans in waiting,
out of status,
migrant workers
economic-driven immigrants

What they really mean is Illegal Alien 

[bud]

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Edited April 26, 2017 by bud

[broox]

7 minutes ago, bud said:

We should all send the illegal aliens a message that they are not needed by never eating at a restaurant, and never buying groceries that include vegetable or meat products, and never buying housing, and never staying at a hotel,  etc.

I sure hope the government steps in and fixes the immigration problem. If they do, then we'll have just the right amount of them, and prices will be better, and we'll never get a bad apple. Instead of letting the silly old marketplace handle it.

Then, all those long time welfare folks will get off their sorry asses and start processing that chicken, and picking those vegetables, and building our houses, and cutting our grass, and.... 

Wanna know why we have so many illegal aliens? Because the predominantly Republican business owners want them here and encourage our government leave the so called "problem" alone.

My sarcasm-meter just exploded

[Ted S.]

It's all people to me*

*lolbertarian; not liberal

[Grand Torino]

Your lesson for today....

 

When liberals say inclusiveness,opportunity and empowerment....what they really mean is the exclusion of white males

 

When liberals say inclusion...what they really mean is special rights  and preferential treatment for protected minorities

 

When liberals say multiculturalism,diversity and fairness ...what they really mean is racial quotas

 

Your welcome. 

[Scorpion Equalizer]

Also, when they speak of social justice, they mean pay up suckers.

[Grand Torino]

Today's lesson....

 

diverse ......what they really mean is  whites and Christians absent

get the word out ...what they really mean is  sign up everyone in the lower class for lifetime dependence on the government

invest in the future ...what they really mean is  redistribution of wealth, spending borrowed money

Have a great day.

[Grand Torino]

Your lesson for today....

When liberals say...

hard of seeing,
visually challenged,
people with blindness,
visually impaired,
visually limited,
sightless

There really mean blind. There is no shame in blindness...why not just say blind?

[Ted S.]

Body positive:

Fat

 

See also https://twitter.com/AbsurdNihilism/status/766656129275457536

Edited August 19, 2016 by Ted S.
pic didn't link up

[Grand Torino]

Today's lessson....

activists, advocates, advocacy group means....... troublemakers

graphic novel means.....comic book

"worked courageously" means..... was arrested while picketing