Reality Check........A little humor to lighten things up

[crossfire]

Nancy Pelosi called Harry  Reid into her office one day and said,
"Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle  America in 2016!"  "Great
Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.  "We'll get some cheesy clothes and
shoes, like most Middle Class Americans  wear, then stop at the pound
and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then,  we'll go to a nice old country
bar in Montana and show them how much  admiration and respect we have
for the hard working people living  there."  So they did, and found
just the place they were looking for in  Bozeman , Montana. With the
dog in tow, they walked inside and  stepped up to the bar.  The
Bartender took a step back and said,  "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and
Nancy Pelosi?"  "Yes we are!" said  Nancy, "And what a lovely town you
have here. We were passing through and  Harry suggested we stop and
take in some local color."  They  ordered a round of bourbon for the
whole bar, and started chatting up a  storm with anyone who would
listen.  A few minutes later, a  grizzled old rancher came in, walked
up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail,  looked underneath, shrugged
his shoulders and walked out. A few  moments later, in came another old
rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted  up its tail, looked
underneath, scratched his head and left  the bar.  For the next hour,
another dozen ranchers came in, lifted  the dog's tail, and left
shaking their heads.  Finally,  Nancy asked, "Why did all those old
ranchers come in and look under the  dog's tail? Is it some sort of
custom?"  "Lord no," said the  bartender. "Someone's out there running
around town, claiming there's a Labrador  Retriever in here with two
a$$holes!"  
 

Edited July 9, 2016 by crossfire

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[Grand Torino]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

[RED333]

Well I needed that so much, thanks!!!

[Sidecarist]

Thanks!

[Jamie Jackson]

Awesome! Thank you!

 

Poor dog...

[1fast4by]

Hahaha hahaha