Owed to a Spell Chequer

[bubbiesdad]

Owed to a Spell Chequer

I halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plane lee marques four my revue

Miss steaks aye ken knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it

Your sure reel glad two no

It's vary polished in it's weigh

My chequer tolled me sew

A chequer is a bless sing

It freeze yew lodes of thyme

It helps me awl stiles two reed

And aides mi when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should be proud

And wee mussed dew the best wee can

Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling

is checked with such grate flare

Their are know faults with in my cite

Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed to be a joule

The chequer poured o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse

My righting wants too pleas

Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays

Such soft wear for pea seas.

[Guest abailey362]

lol

[Guest cjr]

Ha, we wnt to tha saam skool.

[Guest truthsayer]

I used to teach a freshman class at a public university. It was an adventure trying to piece together what some of the kids meant before they had spell check auto-correct the offending words.

[ShaunM]

I couldn't read it