funny motorcycle terminology

[BigK]

I heard some funny motorcycle terminology recently. Ever heard of these?

A pirate in a pudding bowl with butt jewelry. (Harley rider in a half helmet with lots of chrome)

A squid wit 3" chicken strips and a dozen performance awards. (noob on a crotch rocket who gets lots of speeding tickets, but can't take curves)

Any other funny motorcycle terms to share?

[blewbayou]

That's 80% of the riders out there today...

[BigK]

1 hour ago, blewbayou said:

That's 80% of the riders out there today...

 

Aside from the teenagers trying to get themselves killed and the guys trying to win the gold medal for loudest pipes, most riders are okay.

[blewbayou]

To offer something of substance....

If you could take a turd and chrome it, a Harley rider would find a way to bolt it to his bike. If you could make that chrome turd light up, a goldwing rider would bolt it to his.

[RED333]

"POSER" 1.one who pretends to be someone whose not.
2. who tries to fit in but with exaggeration

You will see these at bike boutiques.

 

[crossfire]

7 hours ago, RED333 said:

"POSER" 1.one who pretends to be someone whose not.
2. who tries to fit in but with exaggeration

You will see these at bike boutiques.

 

In my day we called them WANABES.

[peejman]

Squid... Originated from squirrelly kid. One who rides in less than appropriate attire. 

 

Crotch rocket. Derogatory term for a sport bike. 

 

Chicken strips.... The outside edges of a motorcycle tire that have never touched the pavement because the rider is scared to lean the bike. 

 

Fifty-pencing...  The act of wobbling around a turn because the rider is scared to lean the bike. The British 50 pence coin has about 12 flat sides. 

[Spots]

RUB = Rich urban biker. Typically seen straddling late model Harley touring bike with 40 total miles at the local bike night. Likes to play outlaw, but gets nervous around motorcycle club patchholders and thinks real outlaws and most MC club members should be in jail.

Sent from behind the anvil

[peejman]

2 hours ago, Spots said:

 

RUB = Rich urban biker. Typically seen straddling late model Harley touring bike with 40 total miles at the local bike night. Likes to play outlaw, but gets nervous around motorcycle club patchholders and thinks real outlaws and most MC club members should be in jail.

 

Sent from behind the anvil

And tries to steal all kinds of swag from the Deals Gap store. I know the guy who used to manage it. He said he was dumbfounded by the number of rich doctors, bankers, and lawyers out playing "biker dood"  who tried to steal stupid crap. 

[Spots]

And tries to steal all kinds of swag from the Deals Gap store. I know the guy who used to manage it. He said he was dumbfounded by the number of rich doctors, bankers, and lawyers out playing "biker dood"  who tried to steal stupid crap. 

That's what the guys on SOA fo. Gotta mantain and "outlaw" image

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