Changing a light bulb on the Enterprise

[enfield]

( Q: How many members of the U.S.S.       )
( Enterprise does it take to change a     )
(                                         )
( light bulb? A: Seven. Scotty has to     )
( report to Captain Kirk that the light   )
( bulb in                                 )
(                                         )
( the Engineering Section is getting dim, )
( at which point Kirk will send           )
(                                         )
( Bones to pronounce the bulb dead        )
( (although he'll immediately claim       )
(                                         )
( that he's a doctor, not an              )
( electrician). Scotty, after checking    )
(                                         )
( around, realizes that they have no more )
( new light bulbs, and complains          )
(                                         )
( that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk   )
( will make an emergency stop at          )
(                                         )
( the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula )
( IV, to procure a light bulb             )
(                                         )
( from the natives, who, are friendly,    )
( but seem to be hiding something.        )
(                                         )
( Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two )
( red shirt security officers             )
(                                         )
( beam down to the planet, where the two  )
( security officers are promply           )
(                                         )
( killed by the natives, and the rest of  )
( the landing party is captured.          )
(                                         )
( As something begins to develop between  )
( the Captain and Yeoman Rand,            )
(                                         )
( Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a )
( Klingon destroyer and must              )
(                                         )
( warp out of orbit. Although badly       )
( outgunned, he cripples the Klingon      )
(                                         )
( and races back to the planet in order   )
( to rescue Kirk et. al. who have         )
(                                         )
( just saved the natives' from an awful   )
( fate and, as a reward, been             )
(                                         )
( given all light bulbs they can carry.   )
( The new bulb is then inserted           )
(                                         )
( and the Enterprise continues on its     )
( five year mission.                      )
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[ArmyBrat61]

Alright! No more Romulian Ale for you!

[KKing]

I'll take confused for 200


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[Sam1]

I'll take confused for 200


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What about gave up after 3 lines for 100?

[monkeylizard]

enfield, you forgot that somewhere along the way Kirk gave the local alien ladies a tour of his own Starship Enterprise

[ArmyBrat61]

Seems like this thread is powered by Warped Drive......"I canna take ena more Captain....I'm braekin up!"   

[enfield]

"Jim, his brain is missing!!!"

[No_0ne]

"He's dead, Jim"

[Dustbuster]

George Takei would crap himself on this, be well.....

[enfield]

Live long and prosper!

[gun sane]

Interesting, but illogical.

[ArmyBrat61]

Facinating.....

[crossfire]

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. :doh: