Carry at wedding

[Spiffy]

By "bellyband" you mean girdle right? I wondered how you stay so trim!

Seriously though, if it were my son getting married I would carry, OWB with jacket cover, my wife is cool with it.

Sounds like your wife isn't so cool with it?

If my wife wasn't down with it, I'd just make sure that I invited some of my buddies like prag, Spiffy, dmeadows, and Rickey. If the chit went down I'd just cover my wife on the floor (yeah baby yeah) and let them take care of business.

I'm sure prag would have at least one extra he could toss me if it turned into an extended gun fight.

A more likely scenario, Spiffy would confront them, DMeadows would grab them, Rickey would hit them on the head with a beer bottle, and prag would stop the bleeding.

Edit: If the Brazilian place gives you a hard time just look at them and say "Vai cargar no mato!" That's right fools, I sprechen!!

All jokes aside, I hope your family has a joyous day and your son has many happy years of marriage with lots of kids!

 

That is surprisingly accurate.

[TNjohn]

Texas de Brazil is posted.