Hillary Joke

[I am Groot!]

WHAT AN HONOR

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a Monument to Hillary R. Clinton.We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the Statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside the Statue of Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money. Edited April 9, 2016 by I am Groot!

[Grand Torino]

[krunchnik]

:cheers:  :rofl:

[Garufa]

Here's another Hillary joke:

Hillary.

[Two Dogs]

Do you know what the difference is between Hillary and the Panama canal?

One is a busy ditch.

[MP5_Rizzo]

[bersaguy]

 She needs to have a statue placed next to the largest Garbage Land fill in the country. That way a bull dozer won't have to work very hard to throw it with the rest of the trash and bury it......................jmho