Man bun wearers get profiled

[Dustbuster]

Someone please end this. I'm not jealous, it just has to stop. Waiting for someone to undo it is a nuisanceit smells and its and waste of time. Man bun wearers will now be addressed as Caitlyn or " it". Man buns can conceal razors, needles, ammo and derringer. If you reach for your man bun during a stop u may go down. Just sayin,man bun wearers that CC are asking for problems.


April fools

[TrickyNicky]

Oddly enough the first man bun I ever saw was worn by a grizzled old biker/carpenter. He used to do it so he could tuck his hair up and win bids in the 80's. Show up looking like a Rolling stone roadie, no job. show up in a bun under a hat looking like Al from Home Improvement, walla, jobs galore.

 

He also used it when working to keep the hair out of his face while he was hoisting joists and what all. They DO have reasonable applications, but Nancy behind the coffee counter don't need one IMO.

Edited April 1, 2016 by TrickyNicky

[AtomicRooster]

I think Gene Simmons of KISS invented the man bun in the 70's.

[Murgatroy]

Oddly enough the first man bun I ever saw was worn by a grizzled old biker/carpenter. He used to do it so he could tuck his hair up and win bids in the 80's. Show up looking like a Rolling stone roadie, no job. show up in a bun under a hat looking like Al from Home Improvement, walla, jobs galore.

 

He also used it when working to keep the hair out of his face while he was hoisting joists and what all. They DO have reasonable applications, but Nancy behind the coffee counter don't need one IMO.

I wore long hair nearly all my life. Mullets in the '80s and an under cut ponytail in the '90s to full on hair through the `00s. In the `90s I was working my way through conservative southern sewing factories. With bright green hair several inches past my shoulders. As it was undercut, I could pull it up, wrap it up and hide it under a hat. I have never been without a job since I was old enough to get paid to work.

 

I was working for one factory in Madisonville, I had been there almost a year and we were spreading some nice bright green material. You remember those days when neon camouflage was all the rage? Well it just happened that my hair was the same color as the material we were cutting. So my boss and I were talking and I told him that I really needed to get a pair of the pants after they were done. He asked me why. So I pulled my beat up blue ADIDAS hat off my head (that I still have and wear often, twenty years later,) and let all that glowing green hair fall out from underneath. "Because it matches my hair," was my response.

 

Sam looks me dead in the eyes and says "I never would have hired you had I seen your hair."

 

"Of course not, why do you think I kept it tucked up under there for so long?" I responded.

 

From that day on whenever Sam came close enough to me he would start singing "Sign says green haired freaky people, need not apply..."

[Caster]

WTF is a man bun? I'm afraid to google it.

[nightrunner]

WTF is a man bun? I'm afraid to google it.

A male human with long hair that puts his hair up in a bun like a woman.

[Caster]

I'm not allowed to say what I think of that. Yall use your imagination based on what you know of me.

[Dustbuster]

[AtomicRooster]

ROTFLMAO

[DWARREN123]

Not my thing in the hair department but what ever makes you happy.

Always had short hair and now a days I shave it off.

[Murgatroy]

That is a topknot, not a man bun.

[AtomicRooster]

That is a topknot, not a man bun.

Garbage bag knot is more appropriate.

[suspiciousmind]

I had hair down to the middle of my back for 8 years and used to tie up in a bun all the time. It was nice when it got real hot. My hair is shoulder length now and I tie it up in a Samurai knot occasionally.

People who tie their hair up because it's a fad are lame. Edited April 2, 2016 by suspiciousmind

[Will Carry]

You can tell he's a baker by the bun on his head.

[monkeylizard]

Up next...the HeHive

 

[Wingshooter]

Up next...the HeHive
 

LOL. Is that what trump has?

[tennesseetiger]

Hipsters...

[KahrMan]

My sons man bun game is weak...

[monkeylizard]

[Sam1]

My sons man bun game is weak...

Yet another situation that could be fixed with a TGO meet and free booze.

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

What happens when they eventually say , you HAVE to wear your hair a certain style.. Then what?

I think its kinda cute.Fits in with the man beard thing...

[raildog]

Hey i profile man bun guy at work. Dude comes in with a bun and his girlfriends pants on im probably not going to have any problems with him lol