How Moses got the 10 Commandments

[Steelharp]

God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then he went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery,'

'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

There, now. That should offend just about everybody...

[Guest Astra900]

There, now. That should offend just about everybody...

Including the one who wrote the 10.

[Steelharp]

Astra, LOVE your avatar! That was an ad in Billboard magazine years ago, with the caption "I'd like to thank everyone in country radio for their work" or something along those lines...

[Guest Astra900]

Really? I honestly made that up a few days ago. I suppose the WORD is always correct, "There is nothing new under the sun":)

[Steelharp]

The ad showed the whole pic though, bird and all...

[DWARREN123]

If you can't offend 90% of the people 90% of the time then you are not trying!

[Guest Verbal Kint]

If you can't offend 90% of the people 90% of the time then you are not trying!

That's 110% accurate, 85% of the time.

[Punisher84]

That's 110% accurate, 85% of the time.

You have the statistics of a Democrat!

[G27]

The ad showed the whole pic though, bird and all...

Oops, removed, sorry!

Edited December 10, 2008 by crimsonaudio

[Daniel]

thanks

Edited December 10, 2008 by Daniel