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Do not read the Amazon stories w anything in your mouth.Diet gummi Bears are a sugar free weapon that leaves folks w a bowl full, pants full and stomach pain....excellent retaliation tool.
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I have a friend (about 7' tall and 300 lbs) that intentionally ate a whole bag of those the day before taking a road trip with his buddy (not me).

 

Apparently there had been some "competition" between the two.  Big guy one that round.

 

 

(both of these guys could sumo wrestle.  I PROMISE you I would have caught the next rank & rancid Greyhound bus home to clear my palette)

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It's almost as much fun to mix a bowl of M&Ms, Reese's pieces, and Skittles and maybe some sour skittles together and watch people's faces. :)
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It's almost as much fun to mix a bowl of M&Ms, Reese's pieces, and Skittles and maybe some sour skittles together and watch people's faces. :)

 

This made me laugh hard enough to get a stitch in my side. I've grabbed a delicious handful of M&Ms and made that face when I realized they were f***king Skittles! Not that I don't like Skittles...just gotta get my mind right for them.

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Not that I don't like Skittles...just gotta get my mind right for them.


I got a kick out of this. When I read this it's all I could picture in my head. And yes.... I made this on my phone. I have that kind of time.... ha! 12a4f8f97a7f6b0d60bf2518528ea2ee.jpg
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I shared this story with folks at work.  For an hour people were dying of laughter reading Amazon reviews.  I also considered buying the 5lb bag as a dirty santa gift with a group I belong too, but I was afraid I would dehydrate those old gizzards.

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I was just thinking about these the other day. I am soo glad the thread as resurfaced. It contains some of the funniest things I've ever read! 

 

I almost choked to death on my coke the first time I read this. It still brings tears of laughter reading it.

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Yea, I knew it had been around a couple years ago but thought maybe some new members may like to see it. They are back advertising Gold Haribo Bears on GSN ...................... :up:

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Yea, I knew it had been around a couple years ago but thought maybe some new members may like to see it. They are back advertising Gold Haribo Bears on GSN ...................... :up:

 

You can get those just about anywhere.  It's the sugarless ones that have the magic and apparently cannot be found in stores.

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Anybody want to chip in on a bag as a gift to the ATF? :D


They are cheap enough that we all could buy a bag!


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