Two Old Men..............JOKE!!!!

[bersaguy]

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

             

                 The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

             

                 The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to
                 have so much energy.

             

                 The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
                 level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

             

                 So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.

             

                 As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

             

                 He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

             

                 She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

             

                 He said, "I want 5 loaves."

             

                 She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll
                 be hard."

             

                 He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this sh-t but me!"