Nursing Home Police (joke)

[bersaguy]

 NURSING HOME POLICE

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some males actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
 
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

 Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him.
 
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted

"STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him.

Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection..

"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again!"

[rugerla1]

Lmao!!

[K191145]

Betty turned 100 in the nursing home and was being interviewed by a reporter, she was sitting on a couch and started to lean to the left and the nurse grabbed her and straightened her up, said be careful Betty and don't fall, then Betty started to lean to the right, the nurse straightened her up again and told betty to be careful not to fall, then betty started to lean forward, the nurse straightened her up again quickly sayin be careful betty. The reporter asked Betty how she liked it at the nursing home, Betty said I like it fine but they wont let you fart.

[bersaguy]

Betty turned 100 in the nursing home and was being interviewed by a reporter, she was sitting on a couch and started to lean to the left and the nurse grabbed her and straightened her up, said be careful Betty and don't fall, then Betty started to lean to the right, the nurse straightened her up again and told betty to be careful not to fall, then betty started to lean forward, the nurse straightened her up again quickly sayin be careful betty. The reporter asked Betty how she liked it at the nursing home, Betty said I like it fine but they wont let you fart.

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

[CommsNBombs]

NURSING HOME POLICE


"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again!"

Bruhhhhhhhhh.

Lmao


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[hipower]

Good stuff guys! I have learned NOT to have a drink handy around the keyboard these days. All because of this. lol