Jokes Pick one!!!!

[bersaguy]

Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today?

           Husband : First make it, we will name it later

 

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.


A married man's prayer :
Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away
You gave me youth, You took it away.
You gave me a wife ... Its been years now, just reminding You.

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

Employee : Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ???
Boss : I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer !!!


A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife : honey ... you say prayer before eating at home
Husband : that's at home sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook.

Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
 

[hipower]

#1 has to be A Married Man's Prayer!

 

Not saying anything but that it's funny!

[AtomicRooster]

Last Sunday morning my pastor came to the podium and said he wanted to make a confession. He said the best years of his life were spent in the arms of another man's wife.

Imagine the gasps. Then he told the entire church who the man's wife was. She was his mother. True story.

[Murgatroy]

#1 has to be A Married Man's Prayer!

 

Not saying anything but that it's funny!

My wife didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

 

Our ten year anniversary is next month.

[hipower]

My wife didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
 
Our ten year anniversary is next month.

I can see how that might be the case. Our wives, bless them, are wonderful; but sometimes the humor in a situation just escapes them.