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Maid asks for a raise


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Saw this on FB today. I rather liked it. Hope you do as well.


"Maid Wants a Raise"

Madam: Give me three reasons why I need to increase your salary.
Maid: I can cook better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your Husband told me.
Madam: Ok, 2nd reason?
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: Ok, 3rd reason?
Maid: I am also better in bed than you.

This time the Madam was furious and ready to break her hand.

Madam: Did my husband tell you that?
Maid: No, the driver told me. I'm better in bed than you.
Madam: Please lower your voice, I will increase your salary.
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