Moving to Chicago----- joke

[crossfire]

Bob was sitting on the plane
waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy
took the seat beside him. The guy
was an emotional wreck, pale, hands
shaking in fear.
 

 

"What's the
matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked.
 

 

"No, it's not that.
I've  been transferred to Chicago . The people
are crazy there,
right? Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor
schools, and the
highest crime rate in the nation."
 

 

Bob replied, "I've lived in
Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as
the media says. Find a nice home,
go to work, mind your own business, and
enroll your kids in a nice
private school. I've worked there for 14 years
and never had the
slightest trouble."
 

 

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said,
"Oh, thank you. I've
been worried to death, but if you've lived and
worked there all those years
and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it.
What do you do for a living?"
 

 

 

 

"I'm a tail gunner on a
Budweiser truck."
 

[bersaguy]

Maybe this is the truck he worked on!!!!!

 

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[hipower]

Great joke and pic. I saw this on TaurusArmed.net a week or so ago, but it still is a great one.

[bersaguy]

Great joke and pic. I saw this on TaurusArmed.net a week or so ago, but it still is a great one.

I knew I had the picture stored and when Crossfire put the joke up I figured it would be a good time for the picture to come back around........................ :bowrofl: :clap:

[Grand Torino]

 Fun stuff right there.

[diamondback]

 

Bob was sitting on the plane
waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy
took the seat beside him. The guy
was an emotional wreck, pale, hands
shaking in fear.
 

 

"What's the
matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked.
 

 

"No, it's not that.
I've  been transferred to Chicago . The people
are crazy there,
right? Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor
schools, and the
highest crime rate in the nation."
 

 

Bob replied, "I've lived in
Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as
the media says. Find a nice home,
go to work, mind your own business, and
enroll your kids in a nice
private school. I've worked there for 14 years
and never had the
slightest trouble."
 

 

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said,
"Oh, thank you. I've
been worried to death, but if you've lived and
worked there all those years
and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it.
What do you do for a living?"
 

 

 

 

"I'm a tail gunner on a
Budweiser truck."
 

 

Good joke. I thought it would be a malt liquor truck they would have to put a tail gunner on.