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Romance Joke!!


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ROMANCE

An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a
romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when
we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and
tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you
used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a
peck on the cheek and settled down to
sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you
used to bite my Neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got
out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she
asked.
"To get my teeth!

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