We Be Stupid

[R_Bert]

In case you didn't know, Koko the talking gorilla has determined that we are stupid - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3381459/Man-stupid-protect-Earth-New-Year-message-Koko-talking-gorilla-urges-humanity-stop-destroying-planet.html

 

I wonder what she isn't saying.... I fear the day she gets out of her cage.

[Omega]

The message was scripted by NOE Conservation, based in France, whose main focus is preserving biodiversity, and The Gorilla Foundation in Woodside, California, where Koko has lived since 1979, immersed in human company.

It would impress me more if she would of came up with it herself instead of proded by these bleeding heart liberals pushing global warm...I mean climate change.

[CommsNBombs]

How droll...

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[NextExit]

Well at least Koko didn't say anything about gun control.... :shhh:

[Sam1]

says the gorilla locked in a cage.

[Dustbuster]

I heard Kokos first words were don't buy a Glock

[R_Bert]

Dustbuster, on 02 Jan 2016 - 9:46 PM, said:

I heard Kokos first words were don't buy a Glock

Only re fotay.

[TrickyNicky]

Pretty sure koko has dined on her own feces at one or several points in her life. At least picked some nuts or berries out to save for later.

Why do we care what a monkey thinks anyway? If she was so smart she wouldn't be in a cage doing parlor tricks for bananas.


Stupid monkey.

[shotgunshooter]

How soon until the apes revolt and take over the planet?

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[seez52]

a filthy ape

[Jonnin]

im sure its a sweet critter and all that but it has the brain of a 5 year old at best, probably not even that smart.   And just like a little kid ... its going to say what it hears its "parents" saying.    The implications of that are interesting but its actual opinions are equal to those of a kindergartener ....  funny to listen to, but lacking critical thinking skills, not terribly earth shattering.    All in all, the poor monkey deserves better, it should at least have some company that is equally as smart as it is, but from the sound of it, the poor thing is surrounded by fools.

[K191145]

How soon until the apes revolt and take over the planet?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdmqn9JIuzc

[Oh Shoot]

C'mon .. she didn't "make up" any of it, just read how it occurred:

 

"We presented her with a script drafted by NOE and allowed her to improvise during a series of brief daily video discussion sessions. The result was edited from a number of separate takes, for brevity and continuity.’ The spokesman said Koko had to learn ‘a few new signs’ for the video including ‘protect’ and ‘nature’."

 

- OS

Edited January 3, 2016 by Oh Shoot

[BigK]

At least Koko is getting free bananas to spew global warming nonsense. Her liberal trainers ain't gettin' jack.

[10-Ring]

If I cared about the opinions of zoo animals I'd just tune in to MSNBC.

[R_Bert]

BigK, on 03 Jan 2016 - 01:45 AM, said:

At least Koko is getting free bananas to spew global warming nonsense. Her liberal trainers ain't gettin' jack.

Sure they are.  They get validation and da feels from their superior being - the final-editor monkey.

[seez52]

someone needs to tell that ape that bananas are the leading cause of methane, a dangerous green house gas. 

[Dolomite_supafly]

I wonder what she is trying to tell us when he eats his own poo? Perhaps she is trying to tell us that she is full of, well, you know what.

[leroy]

Tricky has hit this one dead on the head brothers and sisters...

Nothin left to say brother... Never take advice from a caged gorillia...

Thanks for your insight brother...

 

Pretty sure koko has dined on her own feces at one or several points in her life. At least picked some nuts or berries out to save for later.

Why do we care what a monkey thinks anyway? If she was so smart she wouldn't be in a cage doing parlor tricks for bananas.


Stupid monkey.

 

leroy

[Dustbuster]

but according to the interwebs koko was handed 3 glock 19's and 3 Bryco 38's she used them to beat her handlers then escaped while screaming no more glocks


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