The perfect day, some may have a different perspective

[Tuffus]

THE PERFECT
DAY.

JANUARY 20,
2017

1.
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND VICE-PRESIDENT TED CRUZ ARE SWORN INTO OFFICE.


2. IN A RARE EVENT ON INAUGURATION DAY,
CONGRESS CONVENES FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING TO REPEAL THE ILLEGAL AND
UNCONSTITUTIONAL SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE FARCE KNOWN AS OBAMACARE. THE NEW
DIRECTOR
OF HEALTH AND SOCIAL SERVICES, DR. BEN CARSON, ANNOUNCES THAT AN
INDEPENDENT
GROUP OF HEALTHCARE MANAGEMENT PROFESSIONALS IS HIRED TO HANDLE
HEALTHCARE

SERVICES FOR POOR AND LOW INCOME PEOPLE. THEY ARE ALSO ASSIGNED THE DUTY
OF
ELIMINATING MEDICARE AND MEDICAID FRAUD. GOVERNMENT’S COSTS FOR PUBLIC
HEALTHCARE ARE REDUCED BY 90%. HEALTHCARE INSURANCE PREMIUMS FOR WORKING
AMERICANS ARE REDUCED BY 50%. THE MOVE SAVES BILLIONS OF TAXPAYER PAID
DOLLARS.
HEALTHCARE SERVICE IN THE U.S. IMPROVES
100%.

3.
NEWLY APPOINTED DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, GENERAL MCCHRYSTAL,
ANNOUNCES
THE IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT OF TROOPS TO THE U.S. MEXICO BORDER TO CONTROL
ILLEGAL
IMMIGRATION AND THE IMMEDIATE DEPORTATION OF ILLEGALS WITH CRIMINAL
RECORDS OR
LINKS TO TERRORIST GROUPS. NEW BIO-ENCRYPTED SOCIAL SECURITY ID’S ARE
REQUIRED
BY EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN. BIRTHRIGHT IS ABOLISHED. ALL IMMIGRATION FROM
COUNTRIES THAT REPRESENT A THREAT TO THE SAFETY OF AMERICAN CITIZENS IS
TERMINATED INDEFINITELY. THE MOVE SAVES AMERICAN TAXPAYERS BILLIONS OF
DOLLARS.
SEVERAL PRISONS ARE CLOSED.

4. NEWLY APPOINTED SECRETARY OF BUSINESS AND
ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT, MITT ROMNEY, ELIMINATES MORE THAN HALF OF THE
GOVERNMENT
AGENCIES OPERATING UNDER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION SAVING TAXPAYERS
BILLIONS OF
DOLLARS. STOCKS RISE 100%.

5. NEWLY APPOINTED DIRECTOR OF GOVERNMENT
FINANCE, RAND PAUL, ANNOUNCES THE ABOLITION OF THE IRS AND DISPLAYS A
COPY
OF
THE NEW FEDERAL TAX RETURN FORM. IT CONSISTS OF ONE PAGE. THE
INSTRUCTIONS

CONSIST OF TWO PAGES. THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS AUDITED. THE MOVE SAVES
AMERICAN
TAXPAYERS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND INCREASES TAX
REVENUE.

6. HILLARY CLINTON IS IN JAIL. HER CELL IS
DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM JESSE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON WHO ARE SERVING TIME
FOR
‘HATE CRIMES." SHE BITCHES AT THEM CONSTANTLY FROM BEHIND THE BARS OF
HER CELL
IN WHAT SOME MIGHT CALL CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
PUNISHMENT.

7. BERNIE SANDERS IS IN A MENTAL ASYLUM. HIS
ROOM IS DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM NANCY PELOSI, DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ,
CHRIS

MATTHEWS AND AL FRANKEN. THEY MEET FOR TEA EVERY DAY AT TEN AND DISCUSS
THE
SUCCESS AND BENEFITS OF COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
THEY

WONDER WHEN THE “MOTHERSHIP” IS GOING TO PICK THEM UP AND RETURN THEM
TO THEIR
HOME PLANETS.

8. WINDOWS 12 IS RELEASED. IT IS DESIGNED FOR
HUMANS, DOESN’T TRY TO SATISFY THE NEEDS OF EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET,
DOESN’T
REQUIRE A DEGREE IN NUCLEAR PHYSICS TO OPERATE AND LOOKS JUST LIKE
WINDOWS
7
EXCEPT IT IS EASIER TO USE.

9. BARACK OBAMA FLEES THE UNITED STATES UNDER
COVER OF DARKNESS AND RETURNS TO HIS HOMELAND OF KENYA BEFORE HIS TRIAL
FOR
TREASON BEGINS. HE DEPLANES ON A REMOTE JUNGLE AIRSTRIP. HE WAS LAST SEEN

WANDERING THROUGH THE JUNGLE SINGING “HAKUNA MATATA” WITH A CHIMP
NAMED
COMMIE.

10. OSCAR MEYER ANNOUNCES THE INTRODUCTION OF
A NEW CHOLESTEROL AND FAT FREE PEPPERONI THAT TASTES JUST LIKE REGULAR
PEPPERONI. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, KRAFT FOODS ANNOUNCES THE INTRODUCTION OF
SEVERAL
VARIETIES OF CHOLESTEROL AND FAT FREE CHEESES THAT TASTE JUST LIKE
REGULAR

CHEESE.

11. A COMMITTEE IS NOT ESTABLISHED TO
DETERMINE WHAT IS CAUSING GLOBAL COOLING. BILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS
ARE

SAVED.

12. DEAD PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO
VOTE; A HUGE BLOW FOR THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.

AND THIS, MY FRIENDS, CONSTITUTES THE PERFECT
DAY!
 

[hipower]

LOL

 

Saw a longer version of this on FB a while back, but this one is better by far.

[MacGyver]

I knew y'all would get rid of Carly Fiorina if we waited long enough.

I'm still skeptical of how those biometric national ID's are going to work out for us.

[Omega]

I knew y'all would get rid of Carly Fiorina if we waited long enough.

I'm still skeptical of how those biometric national ID's are going to work out for us.

Quite well, due to technical issues all numbers will begin with 666. :popcorn:

 

 

BIRTHRIGHT IS ABOLISHED

So what, we would now need to have the government decide who is a citizen and who is not?  Even in utopia anti-Constitution  ideas creep in.

[btq96r]

Not that the whole thing isn't BS (it is), but since we're a gun centric forum, I figured this would be the one part to point out.

 

NEWLY APPOINTED DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, GENERAL MCCHRYSTAL

 

Yeah, about that guy...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/08/stanley-mcchrystal-gun-control_n_2431063.html

 

Great Special Operations Commander, decades of honorable service in uniform, but certainly not my choice for Homeland Security Secretary.

[LagerHead]

Here's my perfect day:
 

All government is dissolved.

 

As a result, people are allowed to live their lives how they see fit, not how their chosen master tells them to. Everyone is able to keep the fruits of their labor instead of giving large portions of it to someone else's sacred cow.

 

Then end.

[felinesNfreedom]

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[DaveTN]

8. WINDOWS 12 IS RELEASED. IT IS DESIGNED FOR HUMANS, DOESN’T TRY TO SATISFY THE NEEDS OF EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET,DOESN’T REQUIRE ADEGREE IN NUCLEAR PHYSICS TO OPERATE AND LOOKS JUST LIKE WINDOWS 7 EXCEPT IT IS EASIER TO USE.

Windows LCD
It’s already out there; it’s a Mac.

[crossfire]

Kind of slow on the draw Tuffus :wave:

 

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