The Perfect Day

[crossfire]

January 20, 2017

1.      President Marco Rubio and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.

 

2.      In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S. improves 100%.

 

 3.      Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security ID’s are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

 

 4.      Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Donald Trump eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.

 

 5.      Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

 

 6.      Hillary Clinton is in jail. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes." She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.

 

 7.      Bernie Sanders is in a mental asylum. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They wonder when the “Mothership” is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

 

8.      Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.

 

9.      Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. He was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.

 

10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.

 

11. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

 

12. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote; a huge blow for the Democrat Party.

 

13. And this, my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!

[raildog]

Yep that is one great day

[MacGyver]

Did they make Carly Fiorina Vice President because they needed a token woman in this scheme or because she's incompetent to run any of those other newly created departments?

I guess it lines up with the GOP's general march towards fanaticism, but I'm not sure biometric national ID cards are going to work out that well. May as well just get us all microchipped so they can find us when they "need us."

[hipower]

Delusional..., probably from one too many Christmas eggnogs, but nice thoughts for the most part. lol

[nightrunner]

In all reality, it would take that many or more people doing what they should all at once to really make a difference and turn this country around.

I miss Mother Freedom.