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Multiple HAZMAT casualties in Seacacus NJ Mall


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I bet it was a prank.  There's all sorts of things that when released in the air can smell really, really bad. 

 

A friend did that to some guys down the hall in the college dorm...  His brother had a devious mind, worked in a lab, and had access to all sorts of things.  He'd occasionally send care packages with something interesting.  One package contained a vial with whatever gives fecal matter it's smell and very specific instructions. 

 

There were two dickhead roommates down the hall.  One evening, he squirted about 5ml of that stuff through their keyhole with a syringe.  Those guys spent the next week yelling at each other over who smelled like sh!t.  That weekend, they emptied their entire room (furniture and all) and spread it all out on the sidewalk (4th floor, no elevator), and cleaned everything top to bottom.  It took them the whole weekend.  And it didn't work.  :)

 

The smell did eventually subside after about a month, and thankfully it was contained to their room.  They weren't such dickheads after that and moved out at the end of the semester. 

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I bet it was a prank.  There's all sorts of things that when released in the air can smell really, really bad. 

 

A friend did that to some guys down the hall in the college dorm...  His brother had a devious mind, worked in a lab, and had access to all sorts of things.  He'd occasionally send care packages with something interesting.  One package contained a vial with whatever gives fecal matter it's smell and very specific instructions. 

 

There were two dickhead roommates down the hall.  One evening, he squirted about 5ml of that stuff through their keyhole with a syringe.  Those guys spent the next week yelling at each other over who smelled like sh!t.  That weekend, they emptied their entire room (furniture and all) and spread it all out on the sidewalk (4th floor, no elevator), and cleaned everything top to bottom.  It took them the whole weekend.  And it didn't work.  :)

 

The smell did eventually subside after about a month, and thankfully it was contained to their room.  They weren't such dickheads after that and moved out at the end of the semester. 

 

Either a prank or potentially someone dropped some of that purfume and the bottle broke. It is Kohl's after all.Otherwise if it was worse I imagine it would be getting more traction.

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It’s been almost 12 hours. You would think in this day and age they would have the equipment to quickly detect airborne toxins.

 

 

They do.  But it's difficult to distinguish from the ambient funk that is NJ.  Or, all the union operators were already timed out this week.

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That part of Jersey is pretty rank. The whole state is a dump.

However...if it was a prank or some BS they wouldve said it already.

Im breaking out the tin foil!

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But if it was anything else they would have already started calling for stricter gun laws...

 

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