A liberal question and his response????

[bersaguy]

         A liberal friend (wait, I don’t have any liberal friends) acquaintance asked me after the Paris shooting what I thought he needed to defend his home.


        He has College Degrees I might add!

        I suggested as minimum: I advised a 9mm, a couple clips, and a box of shells.

        A few days later, he sent me this picture and asked how to make it work.

 

 

 

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any questions?????

Edited December 20, 2015 by bersaguy

[DWARREN123]

Good one!

[TrickyNicky]

Lol. He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells....


https://www.youtube.com/embed/rBI8uCKi2lI?autoplay=1&FORM=VIRE1&MID=2500&PC=APPL Edited December 20, 2015 by TrickyNicky

[NextExit]

Why does a liberal need to defend their home?  Aren't they educated enough to talk the bad guy out of any criminal intentions? :shrug:

[TMF]

Liberals like to be victims. I like to be breathing.

[CommsNBombs]

Liberals like to be victims. I like to be breathing.

Your heterosexual breathing offends me!!!

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[Ugly]

That's great!

[TMF]

Your heterosexual breathing offends me!!!

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My wife has told me the same thing.

[CommsNBombs]

My wife has told me the same thing.

Its all fun and games until she tries to play dentist with something that isnt a dental tool to fix the breathing "issue"

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[TMF]

Its all fun and games until she tries to play dentist with something that isnt a dental tool to fix the breathing "issue"

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I only snore when I haven't slept for good 24 hours, so that isn't normally a problem. My creepy, heterosexual breathing sounds are made when tight shirts and pajama shorts get broken out. I'm absolutely shameless.

[CommsNBombs]

I only snore when I haven't slept for good 24 hours, so that isn't normally a problem. My creepy, heterosexual breathing sounds are made when tight shirts and pajama shorts get broken out. I'm absolutely shameless.

Or Ranger panties and boonie hats.
And battle belts with drop leg holsters
*nerdy arousal sounds*

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[hipower]

Lol. He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells....


https://www.youtube.com/embed/rBI8uCKi2lI?autoplay=1&FORM=VIRE1&MID=2500&PC=APPL

 

Might as well dig out Demolition man and watch it. The Titans are getting Demolished by New England.

[bersaguy]

Might as well dig out Demolition man and watch it. The Titans are getting Demolished by New England.

Yea. I quite watching the game after Pats scored on their first drive.

[felinesNfreedom]

Might as well dig out Demolition man and watch it. The Titans are getting Demolished by New England.

 

 

I'm not sure why I am still watching the game.

[bersaguy]

I'm not sure why I am still watching the game.

 

Ahh!! a Diehard Titan fan for sure.................. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[10-Ring]

Liberals like to be victims. I like to be breathing.

You know it's funny that you bring that up.  I was thinking the other day about all of the liberal acquaintances that I have and how every one keeps a gun in their house.  Of course most would never dream that it might be a good idea to carry a gun when away from the home.  Most all of these people are way under trained and honestly don't have any business handling a gun.  I guess it was just nice to know that deep down inside a lot of those pinheads do support owning firearms.  I just hope that is in some small way a win.

[felinesNfreedom]

Ahh!! a Diehard Titan fan for sure.................. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

Yeah, something like that  :wall:

 

I always have the steelers to fall back on. 

[bersaguy]

You know it's funny that you bring that up.  I was thinking the other day about all of the liberal acquaintances that I have and how every one keeps a gun in their house.  Of course most would never dream that it might be a good idea to carry a gun when away from the home.  Most all of these people are way under trained and honestly don't have any business handling a gun.  I guess it was just nice to know that deep down inside a lot of those pinheads do support owning firearms.  I just hope that is in some small way a win.

 

I have or had quite a few somewhat liberal friends that have owned firearms long before Obama got elected. Most of them for the purpose of Hunting and we did hunt a lot together. I would say in the last 4 or 5 years they have purchased more and more hand guns and some a few black rifles. A few of them have even changed their political views and last time voted Republican. Some of them even went through the class and got HCP's

 

I have spoke with them recently and they said there is no way in hell this could vote for Hillary and don't really care for Trump but will vote for him if he is the guy. Most of them say they would like to see Cruz get the nod................. :shrug:

[bersaguy]

Yeah, something like that  :wall:

 

I always have the steelers to fall back on. 

I am a Bears fan actually. Just can't bring myself to be a Titan fan but would like to see them do better than they do...... :hiding:

[Moped]

I am a Bears fan actually. Just can't bring myself to be a Titan fan but would like to see them do better than they do...... :hiding:

 

This.  I pull for them too, when they aren't playing Peyton.  Been following Carolina this season a lot too.  I'm pretty impressed with Newton and his leadership skills!!!

 

Back to the OP's original joke... Hilarious!!! :D

[teecro]

Why does a liberal need to defend their home?  Aren't they educated enough to talk the bad guy out of any criminal intentions? :shrug:

 

I know one who talks so dam much that I'm sure the criminal would end up shooting himself just to make the pain stop.....

[shotgunshooter]

At least he got the clip part right

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[No_0ne]

This thread is downright schizoid ...

[Ted S.]

Liberals like to be victims. I like to be breathing.

Breathing is a social construct. Victimhood is a right!

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