Dr. Geezer!!!

[bersaguy]

 
Subject:     Dr. Geezer's Clinic
 
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.  He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic.  Get your treatment for $500; if not cured, get back $1,000."
 
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.  So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.
 
Dr. Young:  "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me ??"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
 
Dr. Young:  “Aaagh!! -- This is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!  You've got your taste back.  That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.  Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
 
Dr. Geezer:  "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
 
Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  -- that is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
 
Dr. Young:  "My eyesight has become weak -- I can hardly see anything!!!!”
 
Dr. Geezer:  "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill).
 
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
 
Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations! You got your vision back!  That will be $500."
 
Moral of story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!
 
Remember:  Don't make old people mad.  We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.

[hipower]

Great story! And Merry Christmas to you and the family Doug. Both the 2 and 4 legged kind.

[bersaguy]

Great story! And Merry Christmas to you and the family Doug. Both the 2 and 4 legged kind.

Thanks my friend and the same same back to you and yours. My Christmas will be fine as long as the family spends time at any ones house but mine........... :rofl:   I love my family so don't get me wrong. I just don't love to have them all at my house at the same time... :rock:  

[hipower]

I completely understand. We had 28 people in our house a few years ago for Christmas. I swore never again! lol

[bersaguy]

I completely understand. We had 28 people in our house a few years ago for Christmas. I swore never again! lol

 

I couldn't get 28 people in my house and be able to move. 10 makes it really crowded and if my family was to all show up including grand children I would probably have about 50+ people.

 

I did have a family gathering here about 5 years ago but was an outdoor affair and we cooked out and a family member provided a whole hog and we did an old fashion Pit Bar-B-Que and everyone brought something and had it not been for a few friends that loaned me about 60 folding chairs and 3 long folding tables most folks would have been sitting on the ground people. I did get a warning citation from city for my fire I had to make coals to cook the hog but they told me I would not have to put it out and could finish the cook out.

 

I sent hog home with everyone that came and still ended up freezing about 90lbs. Was a great time for me but won't try it again............ :up:  :up: