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bersaguy

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You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young Woman's surgery.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor ?"

 
 
The Surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear randown his cheek from the corner of his eye. The girl was alarmed.
 
"What's the matter Doctor?  I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.   

It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

 

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I don't quite know what to say to that either. But I think I knew her, by reputation only.

 

:rofl: :rofl:  Yea right!!!!................ :rock:

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Probably funnier in Jr. High

i don't know, left Jr. High along time ago and that is still pretty good.

 

*I deal with allot of highly educated people that I often wonder who ties their shoes.

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Like Larry the cable guy says " that's funny right there I don't care who you are". She was just wanting to be doubly sure, heck don't throw her under the bus. She was just wanting to be sure!!

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