Who would win? Jack Bauer vs Chuck Norris

[KahrMan]

They have to be the 2 baddest asses of our time. But, who would win in the death match of Jack Bauer vs Chuck Norris?

[musicman]

Chuck Norris kicks Jack Bauer's a** for a morning workout.

[Fallguy]

If Jack thought Chuck was a terrorist or had info he needed...Jack would mop the floor with him.

[Shug]

Just Google "Chuck Norris" for the REAL answer

[Guest JLowe]

Richard Marchinko, he'd sneak up on them while they were fighting and put a knife in their necks, then shoot them in the head with his trusty 1911;)

[Magiccarpetrides]

Richard Marchinko, he'd sneak up on them while they were fighting and put a knife in their necks, then shoot them in the head with his trusty 1911;)

Blasphemy, Chuck Norris would round house the knife out of Marchinko's hand thereby kicking his whole arm into the next county. Remember...Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.

Edited November 24, 2008 by Magiccarpetrides
chuck-o-rific

[Guest Verbal Kint]

Write-in vote: Frank Castle, bitches!

[Shug]

Write in votes? The critter Jeepers Creepers is the baddest of the bad! They all look under the bed and in the closet for him.

[KahrMan]

Alright asswipes, keep this off topic thread on topic. We are talking about who would win between jack and chuck. Anyway, anybody with any sense knows that either jack or chuck could kick richard, frank or jeepers creepers ass without breaking a sweat.

Pa-lease...

[Guest truthsayer]

Chuck Norris by decision.

Why wasn't there a poll?

[Fallguy]

Alright asswipes, keep this off topic thread on topic. We are talking about who would win between jack and chuck. Anyway, anybody with any sense knows that either jack or chuck could kick richard, frank or jeepers creepers ass without breaking a sweat.

Pa-lease...

Yep...didn't ask who was the badest of the bad, but who would win between those two....

[Fallguy]

Chuck Norris by decision.

Why wasn't there a poll?

Just added one...

Hope that was ok KahrMan...

[Guest Verbal Kint]

Alright asswipes, keep this off topic thread on topic. We are talking about who would win between jack and chuck.

Fine. Voted for Jack.

And after last night's episode, and the preview into next season, Jack's gonna be one pissed off mofo.

[Shug]

Alright then....Chuck's the man:cool:

Edited November 24, 2008 by Shug

[The Average Joe]

Under Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, just another fist.

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

If you insult Chuck Norris today through December 22nd, you can receive delivery of your roundhouse kick by noon Christmas Eve.

[KahrMan]

Just added one...

Hope that was ok KahrMan...

Thanks for adding the poll. I always forget you can do polls.

[Guest Rugerman]

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

:-D

Edited November 24, 2008 by Rugerman

[Fallguy]

Under Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, just another fist.

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

If you insult Chuck Norris today through December 22nd, you can receive delivery of your roundhouse kick by noon Christmas Eve.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

:-D

We already had the Chuck Norris is so bad thread here

[Guest GT_Rat]

Jack Bauer is a fictional character played by weenie actor Kiefer Sutherland. (What the hell kind of name is Kiefer anyway?)

Chuck Norris is real.

Chuck Norris really knows how to kick the crap out of people.

Jack Bauer is just Kiefer Sutherland pretending like he can kick the crap out of people.

Nuf said.

[Guest eyebedam]

Chuck Norris would wear Jack Bauers flesh for cover after he took out his whole family.

[poak]

Chuck Norris would wear Jack Bauers flesh for cover after he took out his whole family.

Like a woman suit a la "Silence of the Lambs"?

[Magiccarpetrides]

Like a woman suit a la "Silence of the Lambs"?

That makes me feel all warm and tingly "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON!"

[strickj]

I dont know who Jack Bauer is,but I'm sure Chuck can whoop him!

And if we are doing write ins,then La Femme Nikita still has bigger male accessory object pouches then both of them

[Guest dwrd]

I dont know who Jack Bauer is,but I'm sure Chuck can whoop him!

And if we are doing write ins,then La Femme Nikita still has bigger male accessory object pouches then both of them

That was a great show.

[KahrMan]

I dont know who Jack Bauer is,but I'm sure Chuck can whoop him!

And if we are doing write ins,then La Femme Nikita still has bigger male accessory object pouches then both of them

Peta Wilson can kick my ass anytime!