A wicked bayonet

[Pete123]

This is truly a wicked bayonet - I would much rather be shot that run through with this bad boy.

 

Any ideas on how to mount it to my M&P Shield?  That would be the perfect defense weapon.  :x:

 

[polecat]

that is a mean looking blade! what is its origin?

[10-Ring]

Duct tape, you need duct tape.

[Pete123]

The bayonet is attached to what is left of an old black powder gun - I'm guessing from the second half of the 1800s.

 

Duct Tape is perfect!  They have 25 different duct tape designs at Wal-Mart, now I just have to pick the perfect one.

[10-Ring]

Looks like a job for zebra print or the Hello Kitty pattern, I'd go with zebra print as the Hello Kitty stuff is outrageously expensive.

[Pete123]

Great minds think alike.  Zebra print it is!

[ironsniper1]

Dude that's sweet! Perfect for zombie killing


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[Pete123]

By chance, do zombies have a preference for the pattern on the duct tape connecting the bayonet to the M&P Shield, the combo of which is used to cut their heads off?

[hipower]

You guys have a problem. A big problem.

 

Dora The Explorer tape is the way to go.

[monkeylizard]

That combo has 'Murica written all over it.

 

[10-Ring]

You guys have a problem. A big problem.

 

Dora The Explorer tape is the way to go.

That's just un American.

[Pete123]

What about one of these?  For some reason the bacon is looking really good....wait a minute, I haven't had breakfast yet.

 

 

[TNWNGR]

Hmm? Lets see...instead of Zulu Dawn we substitute Zombie Dawn, a little poodle shooter and a big ole knife...yeah, I see how that ones going to end...*chuckle*snort* 

[Pete123]

Do zombies like bacon?

[JAB]

Y'all aren't planning ahead on this one.  Obviously, as duct tape might be in short supply once the zombie apocalypse actually starts (I mean, that's one of the first things I'd want to scavenge) you might not be able to change out your bayonet mounting materials very often if at all.  Therefore, to maintain a presentable appearance as the world falls to pieces around you, even after slamming the bayonet through hundreds of zombie eye sockets, etc.,  obviously you would want a color or print which will not show the blood/brains/goo stains as badly.  Therefore, I humbly suggest:

 

Of course, there are probably some who are more concerned about the olfactory sense than appearances and, given how things will smell during a zombie apocalypse, that is understandable.  In such cases, maybe a scented duct tape is in order.  This one will help keep your fighting rig smelling minty fresh.

 

 

So there are two, very good choices for mounting the bayonet.

 

I wanted to come up with something making fun of the glow in the dark duct tape but I couldn't because, I have to admit, I actually think it is kind of cool.

[Pete123]

I'll have to say, the 'ducktape scents' has moved to the top of the list.