Did I find an "Easter Egg"?

[RED333]

You misunderstood what the app shows.  It's not YOUR sex, it's a number between -10 and 10 showing how much sex you've had in the past month.

 

It's really invasive and frankly I'm tired of people sending me congratulatory emails.  10 is just a number, folks.

 

:hat:

 

 

Does it count if no one else in involved in said sexual actions  :shrug:

 

Wait, does anyone know where I can get that Gun lube? 

 

 

What happens when your number is "outside the reference range"?

I do have a question though. Who the hell is this guy, in a white lab coat, standing in the corner of my bedroom holding one of those handheld tally counters. He seems awfully interested in my courting and mating habits. I do find it strange that he is wearing a TGO hat. I have tried talking to him but he just hides behind the curtain when he thinks I have seen him.

 

 

I see you're still being monitored the old fashioned way.  The Jade Helm exercise was supposed to distribute nano-technology to all TGO members via jet airplane contrails, but some folks (like yourself) may have adequately tinfoiled their homes, keeping the nano-bots out.

 

You're going to just have to let Jared do his job.  Just don't let him near kids.   ;)

 

 

I do not have any kids in the house but do I need to worry about my big, stinky bulldog? I did lock all my computers just in case.

I think Gus has taken a liking to him or at least his left leg. And from the looks of it Jared is not exactly protesting either.

Btw, what does Jared eat? I have tried feeding him but he hasn't ate since he showed up here. I may try picking up a sandwich or two from Subway as I think that is what he eats in his natural environment.

And not sure if you know it not but Jared really likes to chase a laser around the room too.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Defender]

148 here, but I don't think Iv been here as long as some others...maybe I have, lol. Time flies when you're having fun!

[Dolomite_supafly]

148 here, but I don't think Iv been here as long as some others...maybe I have, lol. Time flies when you're having fun!

Actually it is 2910.

[Defender]

Actually it is 2910.

Apparently I cant follow simple instructions, lol.  2910 sounds more reasonable anyway.  Still seems like longer than I realized.

[Dolomite_supafly]

All you have to do is mouse over your name. You will see a url pop up in the lower part of the screen. It will have your name at the end and right before that is your pecking order number.

[East_TN_Patriot]

7450 here

7448.  We must have joined at almost the same time.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Yep, both joined on the same day.

I think I can sort by day joined. I will try to find others from our day or week.

[Oh Shoot]

.....

I think I can sort by day joined. I will try to find others from our day or week.

 

Anyone can. Just go to Member List, can sort by Post Count or Join Date.

 

You can also use before/after date in More Search Options to narrow things down without paging laboriously through the list.

 

- OS

Edited September 27, 2015 by Oh Shoot

[NoBanStan]

That popup just shows you what the link is you're about to click. It's handy for when people try to mask a URL and trick you into going to www.google.com <----hover