As I grow Older............!!

[bersaguy]

SINCE IT WAS SUCH A CRAPPY DAY I SAT IN MY RECLINER AND STARTED THINKING
ABOUT LIFE AND CAME TO REALIZE THAT,

  AS I HAVE GROWN OLDER I'VE LEARNED THAT PLEASING EVERYONE IS
IMPOSSIBLE, BUT PISSING EVERYONE OFF IS A PIECE OF CAKE.


  CONDOMS DON'T GUARANTEE SAFE SEX ANYMORE, A FRIEND OF MINE WAS WEARING
ONE WHEN HE WAS SHOT BY THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND.


  LANCE ARMSTRONG….I THINK IT IS JUST TERRIBLE AND DISGUSTING HOW
EVERYONE HAS TREATED LANCE ARMSTRONG, ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HE ACHIEVED,
WINNING 7 TOUR DE FRANCE RACES, WHILE ON DRUGS. HELL, WHEN I WAS ON
DRUGS, I COULDN'T EVEN FIND MY BIKE.


  DRIVE BY….SOME ONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE LAST WEEK. THEY DIDN'T TAKE MY
TV, JUST THE REMOTE.  NOW THEY DRIVE BY AND CHANGE THE CHANNELS ON IT. THE
SICK BASTARDS!!!


  THE AGONY OF AGING….ON THE MORNING THAT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDED I
STOPPED IN TO VISIT MY AGING FRIEND. HE WAS BUSY COVERING HIS PENIS WITH
BLACK SHOE POLISH. I SAID TO HIM, "YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED -
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TURN YOUR CLOCK BACK".


  VIDEO SCAM….JUST GOT SCAMMED OUT OF $25. I BOUGHT A TIGER WOODS DVD
ENTITLED "MY FAVORITE 18 HOLES". TURNS OUT IT'S ALL ABOUT GOLF.

ABSOLUTE WASTE OF MONEY! PASS THIS ON SO OTHERS DON'T GET SCAMMED.


  PREGNANT PROSTITUTE…DOCTOR ASKS A PREGNANT PROSTITUTE, "DO YOU KNOW
WHO THE FATHER IS?" HEY DUMB ASS, SHE REPLIED, IF YOU ATE A CAN OF
BEANS WOULD YOU KNOW WHICH ONE MADE YOU FART  ????.

[hipower]

LOL!!!

[TNWNGR]

ROFLMAO

[bigun]

Good going Bersa

[Grand Torino]

[WindHawk]

So True!

[BigK]

all funny, but the DST one had me rollin

[DWARREN123]

Good funnies for a kind of bad day!

[Joe357]

Very good :)

[jimic]

Just what i needed this morning............Good !!!!!!!!!!

[Ron_TN]

That was soooooooooooooooooo funny ..........really good.  Humour is my forte