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Don't forget to mark your calendars.
 
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see  any naked woman, other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.
 
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
 
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.  
 
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
In front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
 
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your patriotism.  
 
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.  
 
God Bless America!! 
 
 

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Don't forget to mark your calendars.
 
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see  any naked woman, other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.
 
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
 
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.  
 
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
In front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
 
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your patriotism.  
 
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.  
 
God Bless America!! 
 
 

Umm, there are MANY woman that I have absolutely no desire to ever see naked. Rosie O'Donnell, for example.

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Umm, there are MANY woman that I have absolutely no desire to ever see naked. Rosie O'Donnell, for example.

 

I can tell you're a heck of a nice guy, calling Rosie a woman and all. :D

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I'll pass.  Most woman look way better with clothes on than off.



Damn right. A Grace Kelley or Hedy Lamar kills any of the show it all hollywood trash of today.

I lament the passing of classy ladies being 'in style'.
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Hey, if it would make a terrorist check his own ticket after seeing Rosie I'm all for it...............jmho

I'm afraid Rosie would make more then just terrorists check their own ticket. :puke:

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Damn right. A Grace Kelley or Hedy Lamar kills any of the show it all hollywood trash of today.

I lament the passing of classy ladies being 'in style'.

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             Grace Kelly                                                   Hedy Lamar

For you younger Guys who don't know what Caster was talking about

 

 

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