The Old Cowboy - Joke

[EssOne]

One time a grizzled old cowboy walked into a drugstore.

 

He had a long, matted beard in dire need of a trim. 

 

What teeth he had left bore evidence of a great liking for chaw.  

 

His hat was sweat stained and it's brim was torn - heck, it would make Gabby Hayes' worst hat look good.

 

His plaid cowboy shirt was threadbare and had buttons missing, and the butt of his jeans were durn near worn through.

 

He looked a mess.

 

When he got to the pharmacy the druggist asked: "Can I help you, cowboy?"

 

The old cowboy replied: "Yeah, I think I wont me some Viagra."

 

The druggist said: "OK, how many tabs would you like?"

 

"Oh just one." the old cowboy replied.

 

"Only one?" asked the druggist.

 

"Yessir, I break 'em into eighths and take an eighth at a time." said the old cowboy.

 

The druggist looked a little puzzled and said: "An eighth? That isn't much of a dose."

 

"Oh I don't wont it for sex," said the old cowboy "I jes wont to quit peein' on my new boots."

 

 

[gun sane]

This joke's been hijacked, thank you sir.