Tell me why you suck.

[dlmeadows]

There's never been a shortage in the excuse department on why we shot like Sh@t but it sure seems like it's getting to an all time high lately. So tell me some of your best excuses, I'll start.


As I rounded the corner I noticed I had too fart, but with the hardees biscuit I had for breakfast I wasn't sure if it could be trusted. Then like clockwork I felt that pain, and had to finish the stage with a clenched ass and stiff legs.

[Ted S.]

My right lense in my glasses has a weaker prescription that the left. It's not as clear.

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[HOGNUT]

There's never been a shortage in the excuse department on why we shot like Sh@t but it sure seems like it's getting to an all time high lately. So tell me some of your best excuses, I'll start.
As I rounded the corner I noticed I had too fart, but with the hardees biscuit I had for breakfast I wasn't sure if it could be trusted. Then like clockwork I felt that pain, and had to finish the stage with a clenched ass and stiff legs.

Funniest comment ever. Good one!

[Wiljo05]

The fiber fell off on my front site... Sadly I have no idea when it happened Edited August 12, 2015 by Wiljo05

[Caster]

I suck because I just can't shoot very well.

[Pete123]

I missed the target and someone needs to do something to make this right!   (The liberal / Obama excuse)

[RED333]

Sights got knocked on the trip to the range, I swear!!!

[Jcoop]

Haha he doesn't even know it's about him

[Jcoop]

There's never been a shortage in the excuse department on why we shot like Sh@t but it sure seems like it's getting to an all time high lately. So tell me some of your best excuses, I'll start.


As I rounded the corner I noticed I had too fart, but with the hardees biscuit I had for breakfast I wasn't sure if it could be trusted. Then like clockwork I felt that pain, and had to finish the stage with a clenched ass and stiff legs.

I told you not to tell anyone about that

[NRA]

I used factory ammo

[Spiffy]

They don't make all the people who beat me wear fat suits. If they made everyone weight the same I'd be HOA all the time!

[Clod Stomper]

I'm ugly. I'm fat. I have no personality. I'm boring.

Edit: Oh yeah. Should have read the OP. Unfortunately, that's one reason I don't like to go out in public.

Word of advice, never trust a fart. Edited August 13, 2015 by Clod Stomper

[raildog]

Im fat,out of shape,gimp,& refuse to ware glasses

[vinstang67]

Because I shoot Jcoop's old gun.

[Matt in TN]

I don't practice enough.

[cj0e]

Because most of my shots land in the outer borders.

 

 

Also, my astigmatism. yeah. that.

[Grand Torino]

Cause I'm a left handed shooter in a right handed world.

[blewbayou]

Cause I'm left handed, right eye dominant.

[dlmeadows]

Cause I'm left handed, right eye dominant.

You know you can change that. I was right handed and left eye dominant but by forcing myself to aim with my rift eye for a period of time my dominance has changed

[felinesNfreedom]

Because most of my shots land in the outer borders.

 

 

Also, my astigmatism. yeah. that.

 

Because I believe that bullets to any part of this paper are good shots on target :) A lot to the everywhere aproach.

[monkeylizard]

I missed the target and someone needs to do something to make this right!   (The liberal / Obama excuse)

 

You didn't miss that!

[vinstang67]

You know you can change that. I was right handed and left eye dominant but by forcing myself to aim with my rift eye for a period of time my dominance has changed

Did you have to change your grip when you changed your dominance?

[DWARREN123]

I am going thru manopause!    :rofl:

[dlmeadows]

Did you have to change your grip when you changed your dominance?

Not sure if serious or trolling LOL. So I'll answer for both instances. Yes my wrist got more limp.....and yes I wasn'tbreaking my wrist over as far now that I'm aiming with my right eye

[Will Carry]

Loud noises scare me.............