The duck hunter

[Steelharp]

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

[Guest abailey362]

lol

[Guest Ghostrider]

I lol!!!!!

[Guest jwp]

It would be funnier if a "symphony" wasn't a piece of music.

[Guest truthsayer]

It would be funnier if a "symphony" wasn't a piece of music.

"Symphony" has multiple usages, much like "Quartet." It can be used to label the group and the music written for it. Most groups usually use the word in conjunction with the word "Orchestra," but the OPs usage was correct.

[Steelharp]

What the heck is the Nashville Symphony? The Nashville Piece of Music?

Sheesh...

[molonlabetn]

It's not normal to pee in your eye?

[strickj]

Ok,the wind blew over his gun,which then discharged when it hit the ground,shooting him in the groin!

For that to happen,dude must of been hung like an elephant,and had it tucked in his sock!

[Steelharp]

It's not normal to pee in your eye?

Depends on your age... if you're in your teens, yeah it's normal. My age... well, the floor is normal...

[Guest GT_Rat]

My age... well, the floor is normal...

Only because gravity works.

[Guest GUTTERbOY]

I wanna know what he was doing hunting ducks with buckshot.

[dralarms]

I wanna know what he was doing hunting ducks with buckshot.

That's what he was gonna tell TWRA if they caught him. "I'm hunting ducks":rolleyes:

[Steelharp]

Guys... it's a JOKE, from a friend of mine, not a thesis on duck hunting. Jeez, lighten up...