Rainy Day if your just bored story

[soapy]

When you can't move very much, your mind seems to go twice as fast, because you have all this time to think.  To keep my mind busy I played RPG's online.  My younger neighbor turned me on to Everquest, and I was on my way to level 60.  He also gave me a tip I'll never forget.  He said, "make your character a hot looking female, and it will help you along in the game." Make it easier to trade for armor and weapons with the boyz.  So I did N I made some friends with a couple folks. I failed to mention I was cross dressing. I decked her out in this short druid outfit, and when she bent over to forage, if you stood behind her, you could see her pannies.   Anyway this 40 year old weapons maker named Falador, whom I had played with for months and who thought I was a chick, invited me to join a guild.  I did and then I found out they were using mikes for commo, instead of typing.  I acted like I couldn't my end to work for about a week, until they had sent me so many instructions I decided, WTF.  So I come up on voice, and I didn't even try to sound like a woman, and I said, "hey falador, this is your convince speaking"  No one said a word, and he typed out.  "WTF ? you never told me you was a guy?  I said, well are you going to kick me out of the guild?"  After a few he typed.  " I guess not, but Don't be showin us your pannies anymore."  Dude was a good player with alot of kills.  I got my friend to set up my keyboard, well really a synth, and I wrote a song called  "Hey Faladaor" using pretty much just 2 fingers to make the noise.  It so happened the Sandbox war was raging, so I used pictures from that era in my slideshow.  It turned into an anti-war song, and if I wasn't so lazy, I might go back and change the "Hey Falador" line to "America".  I recorded it thru a sound blaster card on a PC, before even Pro Tools. So cut me a little slack on the sound.  
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWm3sS7wE0

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

That is rather funny..I played EQ and EQ 2 for years..

And I still play WoW now.. 

But its true with the

 female chars..it helps.. :)