Building Permit!!

[bersaguy]

Well, a friend applied for a "Building Permit", to remodel his old house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars.
He was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told him

"Forget about it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!" So, he resent in the application again, but this time he called it a "Mosque."


Work starts on Monday and here is the best part -

It's going to be tax exempt!

He loves this country.
It's the government that scares the shit out of him.