Explanation?

[Trekbike]

We live in the land of girlie men and participation trophies.

Actually we live in a land where men think they're women and people say, "you are who you think you are, you are so brave, here's your courage award"...

[xjsnake]

We live in the land of girlie men and participation trophies.

Sadly true.

[z0mbies fear me]

[Ted S.]

If we're getting explantations, I got some questions too.

 

 

1. Too, two, to, WTF? I mean really? Explain that!

 

2. Magnets, how do those even work? Witches?

 

3. If Ted left his house at 6:35AM and arrived at work at 7:40AM, worked 3 hours before lunch and then worked another 4 hours after, how much pizza did Ted eat for lunch?

 

4. Potato or potato? Why?

 

5. Remember that guy form MacGyver? Not MacGyver, but his one friend who helped him out sometimes, what was his name?

 

6. Can you feel the love tonight?

 

7. Will we ever have a gay black albino women president? Would being a "little person" hurt or help the campaign?

 

8. Why do I always get so sleepy right before I go to sleep?

 

9. Have you seen my wallet?

 

10. Can I have $20.00?

 

 

 

Since there is apparently a secret TGO hierarchy I wasn't aware of and I've been here longer than the OP, I think it would be in poor form to address his grievances before tackling my list. 

 

You didn't have anything important to do anyways today, right David? ;)

 

1. That's two too many questions. And we're only up to the first.

 

2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electron_magnetic_moment https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin_magnetic_moment

 

3. Since I never leave at 6:35 AM to work, and getting to work when leaving at that specific time would take closer to two hours, I wouldn't get there anywhere near 7:40 AM. So the obvious answer is , where x is the sample number of pizzas.

 

4. Potato, because Proverbs 3:5

 

5. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Thornton_%28MacGyver%29

 

6. Hell No. But here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTtgVSxfr5M

 

7. I haven't been a clairvoyant since the 80's, which is odd because I wasn't born yet. Either way, it's bound to happen soon.

 

8. Refer Q4 answer.

 

9. Not recently.

 

10. "May" I have $20.00?

Edited June 18, 2015 by Ted S.

[hipower]

 

Ok, I'm slow witted...what's up with Fluffy Cow?

 

Is that anything like "Soft kitty?"

[z0mbies fear me]

I have no idea, just the first time I've ever seen a fluffy cow. Looks like it would make a great rug though :)

[Caster]

Fluffy cows make good chaps. Look at cowboy Curtis.

[hipower]

Fluffy cows make good chaps? Didn't know they were interested in making acquaintance with people.

[Caster]

[hipower]

The Matrix has gone Cosmic Cowboy?

[Chucktshoes]

This is beautiful.

[Caster]

The Matrix has gone Cosmic Cowboy?

 

 

Don't you remember Cowboy Curtis from PeeWee's Playhouse???

[56FordGuy]

Fluffy cows make good chaps? Didn't know they were interested in making acquaintance with people.

 

[Dolomite_supafly]

Wow, I guess you are THAT old.

[10-Ring]

This thread just got a little bit more epic!

[nightrunner]

This thread just got a little bit more epic!

Well it certainly took a turn, not which direction it's headed yet. Looks gay but it's a few posts too early to tell yet.

[Spots]

Well it certainly took a turn, not which direction it's headed yet. Looks gay but it's a few posts too early to tell yet.

Let's see if we can get it headed somewhere else. How about a huge Russian showing self defense techniques

https://youtu.be/TXXcNsJHumY

Sent from the backwoods

[hipower]

Don't you remember Cowboy Curtis from PeeWee's Playhouse???

Nope. I never watched Pee Wee Herman.

[Monkeyman2500]

Let's see if we can get it headed somewhere else. How about a huge Russian showing self defense techniques

https://youtu.be/TXXcNsJHumY

Sent from the backwoods

Ah the joys of lots of time and lots of steroids. That big gorilla is scary fast.

[Spots]

Ah the joys of lots of time and lots of steroids. That big gorilla is scary fast.

That's a nightmare in a fight. Extremely strong, very quick hands, very skilled and the way he handles those knives and axes shows a ton of dexterity

Sent from the backwoods

[darsk20]

Someone say lego sculptor?

Where is that eye bleach . . .?

[Dolomite_supafly]

I am trying to figure out what that place is. Those look like prison guards or police officers inside with them. And what is up with the bunch of guys outside with name tags? Maybe a training academy of sorts.

 

He has a metric ton of videos and a bunch of subscribers.

[Dolomite_supafly]

That IS a prison, I guess minimum security, but that definitely is a prison.

[Spots]

That IS a prison, I guess minimum security, but that definitely is a prison.

Yeah those are prisoners practicing Systema, a Russian Martial art. My guess is minimum security. How would you like to be the guards watching that monster practice gun and knife disarms lol

Sent from the backwoods

[Trekbike]

Yeah those are prisoners practicing Systema, a Russian Martial art. My guess is minimum security. How would you like to be the guards watching that monster practice gun and knife disarms lol

 

 

Any chance those are guards training and not prisoners?    If they are prisoners, why would they allow them to train like that?  

 

I guess the prison also holds training classes for the inmates to improve their "breaking and entering skills" for those burglars that need to brush up on their techniques and lock picking skills...   :)