My Gun.

[79troublehead]

THE STORY OF MY GUN………….. *

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 
right in the doorway.  I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone 
and went about my business.

 

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my 
mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked 
her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign 
near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun.  It was still sitting there, 
right where I had left it.  It hadn't moved itself outside.  It 
certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it 
had presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the 
Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.  Either the 
media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World.  But if you 
take out just 4 cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, 
the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the entire world, for Murders.

These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.  ALL 
4 of these cities are controlled by Democrats.  It would be absurd to 
draw any conclusions from this data -right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.  I hear they're making people fat.

[Ted S.]

I once had left my AR-15 loaded up for a day or so, just setting on the ground. Something really weird happened with it too; it didn't kill anyone.

Edited June 14, 2015 by Ted S.

[RED333]

As most here on the forum have more firearms than fingers, some can add their toes as well, and yet none

of these firearms have missed behaved at all, now aint that something to write home about.