Never claimed I was good looking............

[Pete123]

Never claimed I was good looking, though I wouldn't expect to be confused for a donkey.

Went to a friends today. His next door neighbor has donkeys. Mom and baby donkey were pretty close to the fence, so I walked over and they came and said hello.

Dad is across the pasture and starts running over. At first I thought that he must love his carrots, then I noticed that he look mad.

The little jerk thought I was after his girl, who was in heat. He mounted her and then looked at me so I would know who's boss. Edited May 24, 2015 by Pete123

[mikegideon]

He didn't think you were a donkey. He thought you were from Kentucky.

[gregintenn]

He was making sure you knew he wasn't a Jenny! :clap:

[btq96r]

Pete, I'll remind you of this story next time you compare yourself to the Rolling Stones with regards to sex appeal. 

[Clod Stomper]

That's hilarious. Animals act crazy during breeding time.

I've never been confused with a donkey, but I was called a mule once. Because I can carry heavy loads over long distances.

[peejman]

Could've been worse....   True story that happened to a friend...

 

My friend and another guy were sitting on a fence chatting next to a pasture with some cows.  One of the cows was only a foot or so away, facing the fence and quietly munching on grass.  Apparently she was in heat, as the bull came from across the field and proceeded to mount her with them sitting right there.  They both turned around and did the "well there's something you don't see every day..." sort of reaction.  A moment later and right at the moment of truth, the bull got a little over-enthusiastic and slipped out.  My friend's reactions were a touch faster than the other guy's.  He ducked out the way and only got splattered on his ear and shoulder while the other guy took a full facial.  He said the stench was beyond horrible and he proceeded to projectile vomit while laughing hysterically for the next few minutes.  The other guy had a similar reaction but found it less amusing.  They both burned their clothes and my friend said it was several days before he stopped smelling it.  :rofl:

[mikegideon]

Y'all are nasty  :puke:

[Caster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1daJAhdQ3aI

[Pete123]

Just so we are all clear, riding that donkey never crossed my mind, unlike 69 Boyz in the post above.  :rant:

[Tncobra]

He saw the look in your eye.

[E4 No More]

Just so we are all clear, riding that donkey never crossed my mind, unlike 69 Boyz in the post above.  :rant:

Perhaps he thought you might be next? :)

[Guest ManinBrown]

HAHA!! OH man that's hilarious!  :rofl: Great story