Pirate in a bar!!

[bersaguy]

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them s--t in my eye."



"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird s--t."


"It was my first day with the hook."

[TrickyNicky]

So a pirate walks into a bar with his ships wheel sticking out of his pant.

 

The bartender says "hey buddy, whats with the wheel in yer pants?"

 

The pirate replies; "I don't know, but it's sure drivin me nuts."

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

[bersaguy]

So a pirate walks into a bar with his ships wheel sticking out of his pant.

 

The bartender says "hey buddy, whats with the wheel in yer pants?"

 

The pirate replies; "I don't know, but it's sure drivin me nuts."

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

Badda Bing Badda Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Caster]

So a pirate walks into a bar with his ships wheel sticking out of his pant.

 

The bartender says "hey buddy, whats with the wheel in yer pants?"

 

The pirate replies; "I don't know, but it's sure drivin me nuts."

 

 

 

THat one was on robot chicken a while back.  Good one!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lu4E246AI

[Ted S.]

Funny jokes, but what's up with all the wasted space in the posts?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, seriously?

[hipower]

We just like to have room to spread out. Sort of like my gut the past few years. lol

[enfield]

Aaaarrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!


(fixed it for ya)

[TrickyNicky]

Funny jokes, but what's up with all the wasted space in the posts?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, seriously?

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Times

 

 

 

 

 

It's 

 

 

 

 

 

Fun

 

 

 

 

 

To 

 

 

 

 

Space 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[enfield]

It's a waste of virtual wall. Think of the electrons, the poor ones and zeroes!

[TrickyNicky]

Just for you Enfield. 

 

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[hipower]

This getting way to technical for me. I wonder what that message from TrickyNicky really said.

[EssOne]

It said b-u-y-m-o-r-e-o-v-a-l-t-I-n-e just like the decoder rings.

[Lumber_Jack]

Aaaarrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!


(fixed it for ya)

One of my favorite jokes. This is the punch line for sure.

[TrickyNicky]

It said b-u-y-m-o-r-e-o-v-a-l-t-I-n-e just like the decoder rings.

 

 

I think it's actually "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine" but same difference.

[Jonnin]

What kind of gun does a pirate use?

 

 

An "ARrrr"

[monkeylizard]

Post your best pirate pick-up lines here.

 

 

Arrrrrrggh ye free Friday night?

[rugerla1]

What kind of gun does a pirate use?
 
 
An "ARrrr"

Yep, I'm using this one! Right after I get out of the pirate movie, it's rated Rrrrrrrr!