IT's HER fault!!!!!!

[john455]

My daughter forgot her PINK handcuffs at my house today when she came to pick my grand daughter after work. Well being the complete moron I am I noticed about 2 seconds AFTER I locked myself to the pole on my porch that she hadn't left the key, and I am the only one at home with my phone sitting on the kitchen table mocking me lol. Two hours later my wife finally comes home and after she quit laughing at me she called Shay and had her bring the key. So that was my day today.

[TNWNGR]

Hmmm. Well I could tell some stories about folks playing around with handcuffs resulting in a 911 phone call for an officer to help get them out of the handcuffs. Of course sometimes they weren't USA pattern cuffs using a standard handcuff key. BTW a sliver of metal used as a shim works fine...if you can reach it or hint...have a standard ink pen in your pocket...

[Joe357]

Don't feel bad, I had a girl friend put one cuff on me and the other on her. She didn't have a key so I had to drive to the police station to unlock them. That was the last time I went out with that girl and the leo kept the cuffs.

[RED333]

:yum: :cool: :rofl: :rock:

 

 

We as kids locked a friend around a tree on Halloween many years ago, yep LEO had to get him out.

[Oh Shoot]

The majority of handcuff stories have a common theme, and now pink ones to boot?!!  And we really are to believe John455's account? ;)

 

- OS

[Trekbike]

And we really are to believe John455's account? ;)

Not a chance I'm believing that story. :)

[gary_boom]

I don't believe I would have posted that.

[A.J. Holst]

Handcuffed, in a port o John whilst posting on TGO...maybe

[Someotherguy]

Nice work man :rofl:

 

Tomorrow, lets sharpen the lawn mower blades, while the lawn mower is running :popcorn:

Edited April 25, 2015 by Someotherguy

[Pain103]

Lol always somebody who gets intrigued and locks themself in handcuffs. I tend not to mess with mine much unless I have to use them they have been around some blood and other nasty ingredients. Oh yea let her know to disinfect them from time to time and RemOil works great on the hinge for cleaning and lubricating. Edited April 25, 2015 by Pain103

[Monkeyman2500]

Aw man should have kept quit on this one. The stories these guys are gonna make up should be good. :)

[Raoul]

I just want to know why his daughter has pink handcuffs,

No disrespect intended.

[toby1304]

I just want to know why his daughter has pink handcuffs,
No disrespect intended.

Like they were really his daughters's. Did they have the pink fuzzy stuff or were they just pink?

[monkeylizard]

[Pain103]

I just want to know why his daughter has pink handcuffs,
No disrespect intended.

If I recall correctly she is a corrections officer at a Sheriff's Office possibly going to patrol soon.

[nightrunner]

If I recall correctly she is a corrections officer at a Sheriff's Office possibly going to patrol soon.

I really can't recall the last time I saw an officer in uniform that had pink handcuffs on their utility belt, even the female ones.

[john455]

If I recall correctly she is a corrections officer at a Sheriff's Office possibly going to patrol soon.

She is, and had to buy her own cuffs so she bought a pink set, lol she said the males at jail about crap themselves when she pulls them out for a perp walk over to the court house.

[Dustbuster]

So dad is sitting on the front porch stuck wearing a set of pink handcuffs I'm sorry but I would've Instagramed you in a heartbeat roflmao


Only kidding

[analog_kidd]

This thread would be so much better with pictures. Hopefully Mrs. John455 will be along shortly. No way I would have unlocked those cuffs without some sort of embarrassing photos being taken.

[peejman]

:rofl:

[buck1032]

Since you didn't double lock them, they are even easier to pick. Well not actually pick, more like "jimmy" or "shimmy", But no, I do stupid things like that to myself way more than I am willing to admit. :)