Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

[Guest Verbal Kint]

The Onion does it again! Excellent video.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive

[shaftbass]

The Onion is awesome.

It's true though.. these poor folks and everyone else wanting a handout are going to be disappointed when there's no cash on their doorstep in a few months.

[Guest canynracer]

COOOOOOLLLLL THERE ARE THE ZOMBIES!!!!

load up guys!!

[Guest voigts]

That is just tooooo funny. I got a good laugh out of that.

[Guest Verbal Kint]

But the "messiah" would just keep bringing them back to life... how do you kill the undead, especially when they'll just keep being resurrected???

[BrasilNuts]

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FLAMETHROWER....THAT'S HOW!!!

[Guest db99wj]

the Onion has the best news. That vid was great.

[Metalhead]

FLAMETHROWER....THAT'S HOW!!!

Actually, occording to the zombie survival guide (great book, btw) fire is almost always the worst thing you could use. Takes too long for them to die that way, and while they are on fire, you have many big human torches shambling around setting other things on fire as well.

[ukerduker]

the Onion has the best news. That vid was great.

I love the scrolling captions at the bottom of that news broadcast!

[Guest GUTTERbOY]

I love the scrolling captions at the bottom of that news broadcast!

Ha, I didn;t even notice those the first time around. I think my favorite was the one about a study finding that heavy drinking was 100% easier than giving a ****.

[Guest emsputz]

COOOOOOLLLLL THERE ARE THE ZOMBIES!!!!

load up guys!!

They are out looking for BRAINS!