Irish Saw Mill Accident!!!! joke

[bersaguy]

Paddy  and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local  sawmill.  One  day, Mick slips
and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.  Paddy quickly puts the
limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the  local hospital.
Next  day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick.  The nurse says,  "Oh he's
out in Rehab exercising."
Paddy  couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now
re-attached arm.

 

The very next day he's back at work in the saw  mill.
A  couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another  bloody
big saw.  So  Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to
Hospital.
Next  day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.  The nurse  replies,
"He's out in the Rehab again exercising."
And  sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the  treadmill.
And very soon Mick comes back to work.

 

But,  as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his  head.
Wearily  Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to
hospital.
Next  day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.  The nurse breaks down and
cries and says, "He's dead."
Paddy  is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him  in."
"No," says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."