3 guys with vices!!!!! joke

[bersaguy]

Three  desperately ill men met with their doctor one  day to discuss their  options.
 
One was an Alcoholic, one  was a Chain-Smoker, and one was a Homosexual.  


The  doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If  any of you indulge  in your vices one more time, you will surely  die."

 

The men left the doctor's office;  each convinced that he would never  again indulge himself in his vice.

 

While  walking toward the subway for their return trip  to the suburbs,  they passed a  bar.

 

The  Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop  himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of  whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off  his stool, stone cold dead.

 

His companions, somewhat shaken, left  the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the  doctor's words.

As they  walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still  burning.

 

The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said, "You  know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
 

[hipower]

You know, I really just don't know how to comment on this one. lol   :stunned:  :stunned: :stunned:  :squint:  

[john455]

You know, I really just don't know how to comment on this one. lol   :stunned:  :stunned: :stunned:  :squint:  

Just don't bend over to do it lol

[bersaguy]

You know, I really just don't know how to comment on this one. lol   :stunned:  :stunned: :stunned:  :squint:  

Just say whats on your mind is all I can tell ya.................... :up: :up:

[Dirtshooter]

That's funny right there I don't care who you are!!