Did you know (funny)

[john455]

In the great state of TN it is illegal to give or receive oral sex, shoot any game from a moving automobile except a WHALE, sell a hollow log, and carry a skunk into the state!!! LMBO I thought these were really funny.

[hipower]

I'm outraged! I can't shoot a whale from my car???

[maroonandwhite]

I'm outraged! I can't shoot a whale from my car???

No you CAN shoot a whale. Just nothing else.

 

What circumstance ever arose that would warrant a need for those though?  :rofl:

[gjohnsoniv]

Nor can you maliciously throw missiles at trees in Bell Buckle, TN.

[hipower]

No you CAN shoot a whale. Just nothing else.

 

What circumstance ever arose that would warrant a need for those though?  :rofl:

 

What if I'm out of lamp oil and it's an emergency?

[TNWNGR]

Well I'd say there's a whale of a story somewhere

[bigtruuck]

Ha. Sea World of TN opening soon, then to be replaced by a drivethru whale snack shop.

[surfabilly]

Nor can you maliciously throw missiles at trees in Bell Buckle, TN.

same thing in brentwood.

[raildog]

You can't take a fish off someone else's hook in Tennessee

[vontar]

 

carry a skunk into the state!

This one really gets me.  I seriously I always wanted a pet skunk (fixed of course).  Closest state I could have got one at the time was FL.  I even read the book on how to care for them.  Trust me, there are some things to know if you are serous about getting one.  But it is against the law for me to do so.

[eRay]

In the great state of TN it is illegal to give or receive oral sex, shoot any game from a moving automobile except a WHALE, sell a hollow log, and carry a skunk into the state!!! LMBO I thought these were really funny.

 

I don't see a problem with any of these.

[UncleJak]

You can't take a fish off someone else's hook in Tennessee

In Kentucky if I take my kid's fish off the hook I am technically fishing and subject to fines for fishing without a license.

[john455]

I don't see a problem with any of these.

illegal to give or RECIEVE oral sex , Come on man, you have to have a problem with that one LMBO

[raildog]

illegal to give or RECIEVE oral sex , Come on man, you have to have a problem with that one LMBO

Not really im married and know one told me about the wedding cake lol

[john455]

Not really im married and know one told me about the wedding cake lol

AHHHHHHHHH I've been married for 26yrs and......... well never mind, if I want to keep it up I better not post about it, wives don't like bragging hubbies lol

[K191145]

illegal to give or RECIEVE oral sex , Come on man, you have to have a problem with that one LMBO

 

So you can have 2 charges against you if you pick up a hooker off the street for a $20 quicky huh?

 

I promise I don't do that sort of thing.  :)

[Oh Shoot]

In the great state of TN it is illegal to give or receive oral sex, shoot any game from a moving automobile except a WHALE, sell a hollow log, and carry a skunk into the state!!! LMBO I thought these were really funny.

 

Those are just archaic local laws from various places around the state I guess.

 

Although it's illegal to transport any wildlife around as per state law.

 

- OS

Edited March 24, 2015 by Oh Shoot

[analog_kidd]

Yep, My son had a skunk problem in the crawlspace of his home. There is a TWRA agent at his work, and he asked if they would pick them up if he caught them. The TWRA guy said they don't do that, so my son mentioned that he would probably just relocate the skunks then. The TWRA guy said that it was illegal to transport wildlife, and he could get in big trouble. Guy said it was completely OK to kill them though. They discussed ways to kill the skunks, and since you can't shoot even a BB gun in Oak Ridge, the guy suggested the best method was to drown them.   :shrug:

[vontar]

 the guy suggested the best method was to drown them.   :shrug:

I have heard of people catching them in live traps and using that method.  However I would not do that.

 

Since you said in Oak Ridge, I have heard of the Animal Shelter picking them up a few times over the years when suspected they may have rabies. 

Edited March 24, 2015 by vontar

[LagerHead]

One of the dumbest laws we still have is that you can't buy alcohol before noon on Sunday.

[gregintenn]

Here in Lafayette, it is illegal to navigate our public square in a motor vehicle after dark, unless you are escorted fore and aft by men on horses carrying lanterns.

[LagerHead]

Here in Lafayette, it is illegal to navigate our public square in a motor vehicle after dark, unless you are escorted fore and aft by men on horses carrying lanterns.

 

Yea, but we're talking about laws that DON'T make sense.

[JWC]

How in the hell did they get the votes to pass the no receiving part of the oral sex law??? Edited March 25, 2015 by JWC

[npgunner]

How in the hell did they get the votes to pass the no receiving part of the oral sex law???

Aren't most legislators married?
I'd say it's a bunch of married men wanting to keep the singles from getting something they don't ...