A joke I found amusing

[Guest billwilly73]

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife

comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,

raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 9 mm, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the

man look poor or Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that

would inspire him to attack? Could we run! away? What does my wife

think?

What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and

knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying

a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to

society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing

me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to

wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get

away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a

few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver

Tips??"

:D:D:D:D

[Guest Astra900]

I put myself in that scenario and my first thought was; If I'd been carrying my .45 instead of this 9mm, I could have put him down in 2 or 3 rounds instead of 18.

Ohh boy, I'm gonna catch he77 for that comment.I'm sorry the made me say it. Very funny and startling true joke:up:

[Guest dwrd]

Since when does Glock make 9 round magazines? Why didn't he have one in the pipe, and hi cap magazines? He wasn't as prepared as he could have been.