EX-WIFE

[bigun]

A young wife was watching her husband reloading some rounds for an up coming hunting trip. After a while she speaks up and says, you should sell all your reloading equipment, your guns and all your fishing gear. The husband looks up and says you sound like my ex-wife. His wife replied I thought you said you had never been married before. To witch he replies not yet.

[bersaguy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rock: :rock: :whistle:

[buck1032]

Good one and yes I am stealing it. :)

[Grand Torino]

[Fourtyfive]

When you think your done is when you always introduce your wife as your FIRST WIFE.

Edited March 12, 2015 by Fourtyfive

[frankmako]

good one,  i got to tell my wife.  she is number two. 

[hipower]

I almost got into trouble for this one.

 

I used to refer to my brother-in-law's wife as his "future next ex." Did it so much I almost said it in front of her one day.

 

The only thing that stopped me was my wife realizing that I was about to say it again and punching me to derail my talking.

[Mike.357]

a guy I know had his wife out on the street giving BJ's.

 

She got home and reported that she made 105 dollars that night.  He asked who only paid 5 bucks.  She replied " all of them"

[john455]

LOL my wife has told me before "you know if you sold your guns I could have a nice living room set" so I saved and bought her one to protect my babies lol

[hipower]

Good move. Now wait for the other shoe to drop.

 

Honey, I need a new _____.  Can we sell that old pistol of yours? It just lays there.

[Steelharp]

 

The only thing that stopped me was my wife realizing that I was about to say it again and punching me to derail my talking.

That's one hell of a punch... nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...

[hipower]

Cornball Comedian!!

I'll send her and Patrice after you.

[Steelharp]

Cornball Comedian!!

I'll send her and Patrice after you.

I like the way you think... lol

[LagerHead]

Good move. Now wait for the other shoe to drop.

 

Honey, I need a new _____.  Can we sell that old pistol of yours? It just lays there.

 

I'm guessing the wrong answer would be: "Yea? So do you."

[hipower]

I'm guessing the wrong answer would be: "Yea? So do you."

Only if not looking for a divorce.

[ttocswob]

Had a friend whose wife told him: "You love that old car more than me."

 

He replied, "Well, at least it will turn over on a cold morning."

 

Not long before the divorce...