The Geni !!!!! joke

[bersaguy]

 Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.  They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Biker says, 'I am very curious.  Please tell me more about this wall.'

    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;

    it's virtually impenetrable.'

    The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'

[bigun]

i like 

and good to see you back on here bersaguy

Edited March 3, 2015 by bigun

[Raoul]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Now that's funny

[bersaguy]

i like 

and good to see you back on here bersaguy

Well, I have been seeing a few good days so wanted to spend a little time with my friends here just in case I go backwards a little and don't feel like getting on line........... :up: :up:

[hipower]

Welcome back! Glad this is one of the good days for you. I pray that they continue.

[Grand Torino]

[monkeylizard]

Good one, but I wouldn't have filled it with water.

[Fourtyfive]

I like it !

[SingleStack]

:rofl: LMFAO

[Dirtshooter]

Good one, but I wouldn't have filled it with water.

Me neither, filled it with fresh pig blood. Hey bersa good to see ya doing good today!!!

[DWARREN123]

Good to see you're doing better, keep it up!