The Honeymoon!!!! joke

[bersaguy]

Luigi's honeymoon

     

     

            After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
            Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello
            to his friends.

            Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?"

            Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

            "Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

            "Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.

            My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basketa food. She bringa
            davino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da
            trip, and open upa da luncha basket .

            The conductore come aby, wagga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat in
            disa car. Musta use a dining car..'

            So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga
            lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino!

            Conductor ewalka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa
            car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.

            While a drinkina davino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.

            The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, 'No a smokina in
            disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'

            "We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.

            Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed.

            We just about to go bada boom bada boom and the conductore, he walka
            through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..

            'Nofolka Virginia !
            Nofolka Virginia !'

            "Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."
 

[bigun]

now that made me lol

Edited March 3, 2015 by bigun

[hipower]

That never gets old! lol

[Transplanted Hoosier]

Good one. My wife even came in the room to see what was so funny.

[Grand Torino]

[DWARREN123]

Another good one.

[raildog]

Thats good