Missing Person's report!!!! (Joke)

[bersaguy]

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

[hipower]

I LOVE IT!!!

 

And that is me....sadly.

[raildog]

That is great Edited January 19, 2015 by raildog

[frankmako]

a good one for this morning.

[Grand Torino]

...I can relate.

[TGO David]

Topic was greatly misleading and a little "cry wolf".  Added (Joke) so that people would understand what they were coming into the thread for.

[bersaguy]

Topic was greatly misleading and a little "cry wolf".  Added (Joke) so that people would understand what they were coming into the thread for.

Thanks David, I will try to be more clear in the future. Normally I will add funny to the thread title. Forgot this time. Sorry!!

[TGO David]

Thanks David, I will try to be more clear in the future. Normally I will add funny to the thread title. Forgot this time. Sorry!!

 

Thanks Doug.  My heart rate went up a bit when I saw a missing persons post.  It wasn't too long ago it was Triple Digit Ride's daughter who was missing.

[DWARREN123]

Sounds about right!   :rofl: