Bob and the Blonde bet!!

[bersaguy]

 Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a

             blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

             

            The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

             

            Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

             

            The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

             

            Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

             

            Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

             

            The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

             

            Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

             

            The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

             

            Bob took the money...

[hipower]

:stunned:   Where's that face palm smiley when you need it?