(JOKE) LIE CLOCK

[Guest page90lx]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the

Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a

Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating

That she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands

Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire

Life.'

'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling

Fan.

[Guest Verbal Kint]

[Angus]

nice.........

[Guest Valkyrie]

[Guest c_o_jones]

That's a good one.

[Oh Shoot]

....

He's using it as a ceiling

Fan.

Wow, that's the old masturbation meter joke I heard in grammar school.

Ahem, a few years ago.

- OS

[saintsfanbrian]

Wasn't that back before they said watching too much TV will make you go blind and substituted another activity?

[Oh Shoot]

Wasn't that back before they said watching too much TV will make you go blind and substituted another activity?

Absolutely, whippersnapper

- OS

[Guest canynracer]

Wow, that's the old masturbation meter joke I heard in grammar school.

Ahem, a few years ago.

- OS

I heard the same when I was in elementary school....course my school had walls and a roof....and electricity....and books....

[fizik]

Lol, that's a good one

[Oh Shoot]

I heard the same when I was in elementary school....course my school had walls and a roof....and electricity....and books....:taunt:

Hell, I bet you didn't even have to walk uphill both ways in the snow either, sprout.

- OS

[Guest canynracer]

I did, but that is AFTER they invented shoes!!

[Oh Shoot]

I did, but that is AFTER they invented shoes!!

Ba Da BING!

I give.

- OS

[Almond27]

thats a good one.